CANINE COLLEGIATE
REVIEW February 15, 2001
WESTMINSTER WINNER CAUSES CONCERN
BY Reginald Terrier-Mix, U. K. Reporter
In a recent interview, Professor Houndog of Cowford
University, stated that the winner of a most prestigious
Dog Show in the United States (a Bichon Frise pictured
at left) was an example of ever increasing anxiety
neuroses in the States, probably caused by the energy
crisis. He said the small size of the winner, plus his
thick fur, appealed to people who were confronted
by rising dog food prices and the need to turn down
thermostats because of huge utility bills. " It is no
longer enough for a household
pet to lower blood pressure and supply affection to his nervous owner.
Now the poor pet needs to be non-allergenic, too."
This reporter has also learned that many Bichons in Norway are practicing
walking around on their hind legs and piano-syncing, hoping to earn an
easier lively hood as entertainers to escape their hazardous work as sheep
dogs.
For a write-up of the show
see:
http://www.uniontrib.com/news/nation/20010213-2012-dogshow.html
http://grandmawithattitude.tripod.com
http://onward.to/grandmasdogs