GROUNDSWELL OF REVOLT
NOTED ON THE EXTRA-SENSORY-NOTIFICATION-NETWORK
As is often the case the first inklings of social revolution appear first on the campuses. This reporter has picked up a repeating slogan from Barkley University in the United States "Canines of the world unite--you have nothing to lose but your leashes". And the "Dingo-Lingo" a campus paper of the University of New South Wails, calls for a world-wide howl-in to start at dusk on the shortest night and to continue until dawn to protest the uncanine practice of tail-cropping of certain breeds world wide. It remains only for some particularly heinous outrage to be noticed on the Extra Sensory Notification Network to touch off real trouble on a large scale.
LOST AND FOUND
AD IN PROMINENT HUMANOID NEWSPAPER HATCHES
The following ad presently running in a southwestern United States newspaper, encourages many to believe that outstanding canines are finally being recognized and appreciated:
Lost Red Heeler dog; had degree in soil
science; expert digger; Mentmore.
Please call Mansour 613-555-8196
night or 555-8300.
Professor Speckleback of the engineering department of Outback University states in a recent trade journal (Workingdog Wonders)
that the elaborate training and education exhibited by Queensland Heelers too often goes unnoticed and the average Heeler is valued only for her tenacity in the hazardous cattle gathering tasks. He has had graduates with advanced degrees in such arcane subjects as gopher infrastructure demolition, ground squirrel apprehension, food depository construction, etc. end up in veterinary hospitals with broken teeth and fractured skulls. One more grievance on the pile.
NATURAL FOODS CRISIS IN SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA SUBURBS
A reporter from the Coyote Community Call says that local humanoid residents have been giving sanctuary to rabbits and other rodents in their driveways and garages, thus depriving the Coyote Community of the top nutrition and freshness of natural food items and making the coyotes further dependant on garbage. Is further degradation of the wild canines possible?
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