GROUNDSWELL OF REVOLT
NOTED ON THE EXTRA-SENSORY-NOTIFICATION-NETWORK
As
is often the case the first inklings of social revolution appear first
on the campuses. This reporter has picked up a repeating slogan from
Barkley University in the United States "Canines of the world unite--you
have nothing to lose but your leashes". And the
"Dingo-Lingo" a campus
paper of the University of New South Wails, calls for a world-wide howl-in
to start at dusk on the shortest night and to continue until dawn to protest
the uncanine practice of tail-cropping of certain breeds world wide.
It remains only for some particularly heinous outrage to be noticed on
the Extra Sensory Notification Network to touch off real trouble on a large scale.
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LOST AND FOUND
AD IN PROMINENT HUMANOID NEWSPAPER HATCHES
DEBATE.
The following ad presently
running in a southwestern United States newspaper, encourages many
to believe that outstanding canines are finally being recognized and appreciated:
Lost Red Heeler dog;
had degree in soil
science; expert
digger; Mentmore.
Please call Mansour
613-555-8196
night or 555-8300.
Professor Speckleback
of the engineering department of Outback University states
in a recent trade journal (Workingdog Wonders)
that the elaborate training
and education exhibited by Queensland Heelers too often goes unnoticed
and the average Heeler is valued only for her tenacity in the hazardous
cattle gathering tasks. He has had graduates with advanced degrees
in such arcane subjects as gopher infrastructure demolition, ground squirrel
apprehension, food depository construction, etc. end up in veterinary
hospitals with broken teeth and fractured skulls. One more grievance
on the pile.
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NATURAL FOODS CRISIS
IN SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA SUBURBS
A reporter from the Coyote
Community Call says that local humanoid residents have been giving
sanctuary to rabbits and other rodents in their driveways and garages,
thus depriving the Coyote Community of the top nutrition and freshness
of natural food items and making the coyotes further dependant on garbage.
Is further degradation of the wild canines possible?
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