CANINE COLLEGIATE
REVIEW September 1999 edition
COLLEGE STUDENTS
PARTICIPATE IN NOTED GAMES EVENT! By
Keene Sniffins, reporter at large.
Around five hundred assorted canines accompanied by their persons assembled
at Jones Point Park in Alexandria , Virginia, on September 4th to stage
one of the largest Canine Games events in the area. Among the participants
were many students from nearby obedience colleges, also alumni of same,
and it is rumored that at least four professors of psychology condescended
to play in order to observe canine-humanoid interaction . Although
the eminent Dr. Houndog was not seen, it would be well to check Extra Sensory Notification Network
for a few evenings for new findings in the area of humanoid exploitation.
ExsenoNet monitoring of the humanoids' Usenet newsgroup
rec.pets.dogs.activities detected a related dispatch
by a humanoid freelance journalist.
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