(satiric commentary on an article in the Washington Post)
CANINE COLLEGIATE
REVIEW, Special edition.
September 16, 1999
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FLAWED EXPERIMENT SPARKS
RESENTMENT. A recent report in a prominent humanoid newspaper,
complete with photographs of the participants and the foods being studied,
was taken up by Doctor Goode Stuffins, head of the department of nutrition
of Gorgetown University. While the Review considers that Stuffins
was over-reacting to an obviously commerce driven and frivolous study,
still this journal joins the doctor in resenting the general tone of this
article in the Post (of course we canines know what posts are for) and
its dog-demeaning choices for the experimental buffet: Spam (this
is a highly salted and nitrite rich canned meat substance), McDonald
hamburgers (nothing wrong with these except the buns), a few sweet items,
and a couple of other items too intimate and embarassing even to mention.
It is hoped that pet shops will run this arrant nonsense through the shredder
at least twice before lining the puppy window with it.
By I. M. Bassett, editor
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