CANINE COLLEGIATE
REVIEW October 1999 edition
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LOWER ADMISSION STANDARDS INCREASE
ENROLLMENT WORLDWIDE. By Reginald Terrier-Mix.
A survey of the Fall 1999 student bodies discloses a new pre-ponderance
of un-prepared and under-prepared freshmen in many colleges. Some
of the hallowed halls of Cowford have had to be covered with back issues
of the London Times, while freshman indoctrination sessions at leading
United States ivy-league colleges are mostly held on campus lawns.
In fact vet vans are appearing in increasing numbers with lines of
pups queing up for their last immunization shots. Is it possible
that animal shelters are dumping at college doors to avoid giving food
and shelter to run-aways and dumped delinquents? Or are college coffers
so near empty that entrance exams are by-passed?
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REVIEW WILL OPEN
ITS EDITORIAL PAGE FOR LETTERS ON HOW
TO COPE WITH RECENT HAZING OUTRAGES.
This paper solicits only constructive criticism and welcomes the opportunity
to provide a forum for solution finding during the month of October.
A special edition will come out the third week in October for this purpost.
I. M. Bassett, editor
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