CANINE COLLEGIATE REVIEW, October
1999 edition, page 2
IS THE BIG APPLE ROTTEN TO THE CORE? By Chasit Upatree, reporter at large
A story has come to light that poses a question as to the bias of New York City government, or at least its police department. http://dailynews.yahoo.com/h/ap/19991007/us/dog_party_1.html
Is it possible that the apple fuzz is prejudiced against canines? Why else would a harmless birthday party be penalized? All together, fellows, lets give a rousing bark of appreciation for the much maligned media.
HOUNDOG COMMENTS ON HUMANOID PERSPECTIVE By Reginald Terrier-Mix, UK reporter. When questioned as to the validity of certain assumptions in an article found at
Professor Emeritus Minkley Houndog of Cowford University had this to say:
"It is very useful to the canine community to allow our patrons such comforts as may be gleaned from the bland assumption that the canine-humanoid interaction produces benefits for both sides; however we canines must not forget that tolerating their foibles and gullibility is the key to the can-opener, and if they choose to believe that petting us is good for their health, we can handle that, too, all the way to the air conditioned minivan."
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