CANINE COLLEGIATE REVIEW, October
1999 edition, page 2
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IS THE BIG APPLE
ROTTEN TO THE CORE? By Chasit Upatree, reporter
at large
A story has come to light that
poses a question as to the bias of New York City government, or at least
its police department.
http://dailynews.yahoo.com/h/ap/19991007/us/dog_party_1.html
Is it possible that the apple
fuzz is prejudiced against canines? Why else would a harmless birthday
party be penalized? All together, fellows, lets give a rousing bark
of appreciation for the much maligned media.
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HOUNDOG COMMENTS ON
HUMANOID PERSPECTIVE By Reginald Terrier-Mix,
UK reporter. When questioned as to the validity
of certain assumptions in an article found at
http://dailynews.yahoo.com/h/nm/19991005/hl/dog5_1.html
Professor Emeritus Minkley Houndog
of Cowford University had this to say:
"It is very useful to the canine community to allow our patrons such comforts
as may be gleaned from the bland assumption that the canine-humanoid
interaction produces benefits for both sides; however we canines
must not forget that tolerating their foibles and gullibility is the key
to the can-opener, and if they choose to believe that petting us is good
for their health, we can handle that, too, all the way to the air conditioned
minivan."
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