DOWNUNDER  DOINGS  DISTURB  DOG  DIGNITARIES  .   Sidney Shepherd, writing in the "Dingo Lingo", has announced that certain humanoids, researching anthropological data, are coming dangerously close to disclosing  tribally held secrets that have for ages held in balance dog-humanoid relationships.   See humanoid write-up http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/nm/20020326/od_nm/dogs_dc_7

The eminent Professor Minkley Houndog of Cowford University has stated that leading educators must upgrade curriculum to include courses in role modelling, emotional support for dog's persons, and advanced  people-enablement.

Barkley University in the USA will soon call a conference  to explore ways to cope with educating and enabling overly dependant and ego deflated persons.
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