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CANINE  COLLEGIATE  REVIEW     January 2000 edition
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REVIEW  APOLOGIZES  FOR  LATE  PUBLICATION
 By I. M. Bassett, editor
       While offering only the feeblest excuses, this publication abjectly apologizes for putting its January edition on- line in the middle of the month.  Following are the excuses:
             1.  Our press operator dogs staged a big Y2K party  at the Gnaw & Chaw club which went on for over three days and left some of the press dogs totally incapacitated, thus delaying the street edition which is the basis for our on-line offerings.
           2.  Our web-master dog, Frisky Flanagan, didn't get a chance at his owner's computer until humanoid school took in, and then found Page Composer non operational for several days.
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HOUNDOG  WEIGHS  IN  ON  DEPLORABLE  HUMANOID  TENDENCIES  IN  THE  NEW  MILLENIUM
BY  REGINALD  TERRIER-MIX, UK  reporter.
           The eminent Professor Houndog, in an interview at his lodgings at Cowford, states that he is disturbed but not alarmed at a growing tendency among humanoids to focus a part of their neurotic hypochondria on their pets.  Houndog goes on to say "while it is totally acceptable to be concerned and careful in regard to your pet's health and welfare, the present burgeoning of internet sites for help in this area is astonishing.  The latest example is new and very comprehensive: http://biz.yahoo.com/prnews/000113/wi_drs_fos_1.html

 
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