REVIEW April edition, 2000
NEW MILLENIUM CULTURAL NEEDS. By Chasit Upatree,
reporter at large.
Rowdy and Rover University was the
site of a spring symposium hosted by its Puppy Development Department.
Several abstracts were presented but a debate between Professor Pomeranian
of Duck University and Doctor Slinkington Silky of Kansas O
and S, was the chief draw. The chosen debate topic was modern communication
impact on the young. Professor P. is an advocate of introducing puppies
to the effects of cell phones, television, and radio at a young age, while
Dr. S. holds the opposite view and cited a recent news article
Silkington maintains that canines of
all ages should avoid all contact with high tech communication except excensonet.