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CANINE  COLLEGIATE  REVIEW
July, 1999, edition

HOUNDOG  REPORT  RECEIVED WITH  SKEPTICISM
          Those who stayed awake late last week to hear the abstract of Professor Houndog's paper on psychological aberration were for the most part astonished at some of his statements, while others were outright disbelieving that canines could actually veer so far from the norm as to engage in the antics he described.  Whi le the average parent who allows his offspring to be enrolled in institutions of higher learning fully expects to hear of catfood binging, salmon can sniffing, and in some localities (such as Foothill Obedience School in California) avocado stuffing with resultant obesity, even beer can chugging, he definitely does not want to learn of fraternization with felines.  The editor of this journal is inclined to discount Professor Houndog's report as a blatant bid for sensationalism.
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ABSENTEEISM IN DECLINE IN 1999
         A survey sponsored by SPCA, a humanoid organization which is closely monitored by Extra Sensory Notification Network, reports that the number of canines absconding from their usual domiciles over the 4th of July this year was down from its usual numbers.  The humanoids were at a loss to account for this, but some in the canine world believe that the large numbers sleeping in after the tail-chop howl-in may have skewed the stats.  This journal wishes to salute a nice humanoid lady in Grant's Pass, Oregon, for her efforts in helping the pop-bang refugees.
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DEBATE  ON  DOG  PARKS

         The Canine Collegiate Review will open its editorial page during August this year for letters pro and con regarding the impact of dog parks on canine culture.  If any of you readers out there have feelings or opinions about these parks, please let us know.  We especially hope to hear from some with reports on the Fresno, California, dog park in the ponding basin.  Send letters to-----------------------------------

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