MANGE, THE GREAT LEVELLER
By Corbett Colley, Staff Reporter
Mange, long believed to be the disorder of the poor
and lowly, is epidemic in our most prestigious
universities as well as in correctional facilities. Many
dormitories and residence halls are under quarantine
and the students are taking advantage of this en-
forced holiday by vocalizing from their windows with
uninfected friends on the campus outside.
"That ought to teach them silly liberals not to
demonstrate over every crack-pot social issue and get
tossed into the pound with the common curs" is a sentiment heard frequently on Main Street.
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