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                                                                             CANINE COLLEGIATE REVIEW,
                                                                                 February edition     Page 2

                                                                             MANGE, THE GREAT LEVELLER
                                                                                                                 By Corbett Colley, Staff Reporter

                                                                                                           Mange, long believed to be the disorder of the poor
                                                                                                     and lowly, is epidemic in our most prestigious
                                                                                                    universities as well as in correctional facilities.  Many
                                                                                                   dormitories and residence halls are under quarantine
                                                                                                   and the students are taking advantage of this en-
                                                                                                  forced holiday  by vocalizing from their windows with
                                                                                                  uninfected friends on the campus outside.

                                                                                                            "That ought to teach them silly liberals not to
                                                                                                   demonstrate over every crack-pot social issue and get
                                                                                                  tossed into the pound with the common curs"  is a sentiment  heard frequently on Main Street.

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