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GRANDMA'S COUNSELLING SERVICE.   September 24, 1999

Dear Grandma:
            When people give you gifts that you do not like, what is wrong with just saving them until next Christmas and using them for gifts since they are brand new and somebody else might like them fine?
                                                          Cheapy

Dear Cheapy:
          This sounds like a good idea as long as you keep track of who gave them, so you don't return them to the original owner.  You should iron out the gift wrap and cut off any ragged edges.
                                                           Grandma

Dear Grandma:
          Is there really any such thing as "true love".  I have been in and out of it so many times that I am beginning to wonder.
                                                          Discouraged
 Dear Discouraged:
          How lucky that you asked me about this.  Please send three dollars for my booklet  "Sure-fire Tests for True Love"
                                                          Grandma

Dear Grandma:
          I have been having bad dreams and nightmares lately, especially after I snack on pie or cold pizza at bedtime.  Are these dreams trying to tell me something?
                                                     Uneasy

Dear Uneasy:
          My advice is to send for my new pamphlet "Interpreting your Dreams", send three dollars.
                                                    Grandma
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