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     The biology department of Southnorthern University reports that there may be a genetic factor involved in junkism.  Professor Tussant, long a proponent of the theory that animal behaviors are markers for the same deviations in man, noticing the marked propensity of pack rats to collect useless items, has outlined a study that he hopes will prove that a tendency to collect junk items is hereditary in some humans and further that it is gender linked.  He believes that his research will prove that junkism, while appearing mostly in the female, is probably transmitted through the male.  Since he has been unable to get any grant money for this work he proposes to set up his experiment in his own garage as soon as he is able to regain use of it.  After the sale.
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