NEW RESEARCH UNDERWAY
The biology department of Southnorthern University
reports that there may be a genetic factor involved in junkism. Professor
Tussant, long a proponent of the theory that animal behaviors are markers
for the same deviations in man, noticing the marked propensity of pack
rats to collect useless items, has outlined a study that he hopes will
prove that a tendency to collect junk items is hereditary in some humans
and further that it is gender linked. He believes that his research
will prove that junkism, while appearing mostly in the female, is probably
transmitted through the male. Since he has been unable to get any
grant money for this work he proposes to set up his experiment in his own
garage as soon as he is able to regain use of it. After the sale.
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