LETTERS TO
FERN
Spring 2000
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Dear Fern:
Well, it probably has been a long cold
winter for you up there in Minnesota but I read in the paper that you were
having a warmer spell right now. I have been right in the middle
of a HOT spell down at Seniors recently (hot tempers that is) as these
political arguments are almost out of hand. Barney G. is such a hot
shot know-it-all that is going around telling everyone how they ought to
vote on the propositions, but he got the numbers mixed up and got kidded
a lot for supporting the big clean water initiative which a lot of the
old folks call "pork broth" because there is bound to be a lot of
pork in the water.
Right now the real rough stuff is between the bushies and the cainists,
but they will forget about their slanging right after the primaries and
team up to try to rile us sensible Democrats, who are always in the minority.
I made up a joke just for you and me. Which would make a better president--a
former wrestler or a former basketball star? Ha. We all know
that the formula for president is solved by algore rythm. Anyway
we have always been good friends and don't throw ketchup or wadded up paper
napkins at each other. Or put stupid signs on people's cars in the
seniors' parking lot.
Gertie
is a strong Bush supporter and she is hiring Kevin and Buck to take Bush
supporters without cars to the polls in the van. They will probably
smell of vet disinfectant by the time they get there. Weil, I better
quit for now.
Love
Alice
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