Dear Taxman:

I understand that you have established a new off season enterprise -- Rent-a-Rott -- and having heard good things about the professionalism of your organization. I think I would like to try out Rent-a-Rott. While I hear that this service is mostly used for banquet clean-up and peace officer abeyance, I was wondering if any of your operatives would be willing to take on a simple cat eradication under a mobile home? And if so do you give senior citizen discounts? I hope to hear from you about this when the tax season slacks up a bit.

Grandma With Attitude
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