GRAND JURY REPORT CRITICAL OF
COUNTY PLANT
Freddy Furtail, a crop guard dog between jobs, was
mistakenly taken up by a
County Animal Control officer and lodged in the County Pound . While
waiting for
his union steward to arrange his release, he had the opportunity of being
interviewed
by members of the County Grand Jury and was able to call their attention
to
many features of the facility which he considered sub-standard. Of
course the county denied that these complaints were valid and said
that the mission of county animal control was keeping the county
safe for humanoids, not giving dogitarian relief to vagrants and other
undesirables. The matter is still under investigation and is
generating heated discussion. It is true that budgetary constraints
are present, and the town nearest this particular facility is still reeling
from judgments rendered in a ground water contamination suit.
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REPORTS FROM THE LOCALS
Local 898, Chicago, Illinois. A
motion was made at the last meeting to hear further arguments on the Apartment
and Mobile Home dogs' applications. Some members feel that
action must be taken soon as a rumor is in the air of these little woofers
forming their own union..
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Bei der Sitzung von Oktober 20, wurde Petition von Willie
Weimerimer für
Mitgliedschaft unten gewählt. Gebühren wurden auf Bezahlung
während mehr Zeit
auf Exsensonet erhöht.
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