WORKING  DOG  WONDERS  December 1999 edition
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UNION  TO  VOTE  ON  RETIREMENT  AGE

The retirement board of the WDW is holding open discussions prior to making a decision as to the appropriate age for a working dog to retire.  The general feeling is that a sliding scale should be adopted with differing retirement ages for different breeds.  But Hairy Hidebount, candidate for union president has asserted that the only consideration should be the amount of contributions made by individuals.  He says that the long suffering middle classes should get an assessment break, and while certain celebrities were able to attain membership as working models and demanded to retire at age 10 (see http://biz.yahoo.com/rf/991209/0z.html    ), other hard working dogs in civil  and police departments, had to tough it out to 11.  (see http://dailynews.yahoo.com/headlines/local/state/mississippi/story.html?s=v/rs/19991207/ms/index_1.html#3
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