WORKING DOG
WONDERS January edition, 2000
MEMBERS AGITATE FOR INCREASED COVERAGE.
At a recent meeting of the committee on continuing study of insurance needs,
a contingent of security members stated that existing insurance does not
cover dog-napping risks and that they are tired of paying private operatives
for protection. "Who can you trust these days?" Sidney
Shepherd asks, citing the following news item in a prominent over
seas humanoid paper.
http://dailynews.yahoo.com/h/nm/19991229/od/dog_1.html
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REPORTS FROM THE LOCALS
Local 809, Syracuse, New York, USA
Members voted to contract the services
of Dr. Harmon Holloway for the treatment of barkitis after all major humanoid
holidays. Dr. Holloway has invented a medicated throat spray flavored
with rabbit liver that is not only palatable but also long lasting and
effective.
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Local 778, Bern, Switzerland
This local reports that all the Saints
are fully employed now and have done outstanding service during the recent
storms. However they are petitioning owners for increased brandy
allotments and cite their work overload as the reason.
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55 locali Milano, Italia alla riunione
di December3l, i membri sono stati invitati
per contribuire al
fondo monetario di ospitalità, mentre il partito dopo che la
riunione si pensi che
usi tutti i fondi monetari. Un Terrier scozzese ha contribuito
una Lira.
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