WORKING DOG WONDERS Special Edition April 5, 2000
EXECUTIVE BOARD MOUNTS PROTEST.  Alerted by an article in a leading humanoid newspaper
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the executive board has voted to mount a protest at the outrageous uses being considered for dogs of all kinds.  For a productive working dog to be assigned the task of soothing and calming his master during times of stress is totally outside any reasonable job description and to be subjected to undignified humanoid petting and pawing in a post office is so demeaning as to require time and a half at the very least.  These encroachments may be just the thin edge of the wedge and before we know it we will be required to take full responsibility for unstable and delinquent masters.   The union will counter with tactics of its own.  Watch ExsensoNet for further developments.
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