HAIRY HIDEBOUND, conservative, says "If it ain't broke don't
fix it. Three cheers for status quo"
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BY Jack Russell,
reporter As election time approaches
for next term at the national level, the two leading contenders, pictured
above, are out and about electioneering and holding dollar a bowl dinners.
Both have hired professional howlers and are vying for time on Extra Sensory Notification Network.
But alas, both seem to have sullied reputations as far as delivering on
previous promises are concerned. The liberal wing is seeking the
support of off-species fraternization groups and coyote sympathizers, while
the conservatives remain rigid on traditional approaches and are rumored
to receive substantial support from pet food groups.