CRACKING Grandma's Back -- Grandma's mad! A Trashin' Da Old -- chronicling defacement of senior web pages
DOGS Rent-a-Rott -- there are 1,001 things you can use a Rottweiler for Canine Collegiate Review -- pre-eminent journal of the acadogmic community Working Dog Wonders -- "... they just want to tap into our solvent litigation fund" Le Chien Elegant -- dogs as we would like to see them dressed	JUNK Junkists Anonymous -- getting the monkey off your back when you're addicted to thrift stores and garage sales HORROR Grandma's Grim and Grizzly Bed Time Stories -- Grandma's Blue Screen of Death will strike fear into your heart
TAXMAN More Letters to Taxman -- beware the Ides of April Still More Letters to Taxman -- the Seniors Center needs more computer terminals	FERN Letter to Fern -- getting ready for Vegas road trip Next Letter to Fern -- but first we need wheels Yet Another Letter to Fern -- the Car Club post-mortem LTF Spring 2000 -- passions run high in an election year
DATING Grandma's Dating Service -- catering to the special needs of the casino denizen community ADVICE Grandma's Counselling Service -- Grandma knows best	CARS Car Club Meeting Notice -- and the nominees are ... Minutes of the Meeting -- and the winner is ... Minutes of the Meeting, continued -- so, this is the winner?