WORKING DOG
WONDERS, January edition 200l
OVERZEALOUS ORGANIZER
DISCIPLINED. Calvin Corgy , who was hired by Local 572
of London to attempt to organize the workforce of a Friskies laboratory
there seemingly used unorthodox and excessive means in his work to such
an extent that the plant will move its operations to France. Corgi
even went so far as to try to organize a Friskies boycott after the move
was announced, but the WDW board nixed the boycott and authorized a committee
of British local members to administer punishment to Corgi.. The
humanoid press covered the story from its own perspective. See
http://dailynews.yahoo.com/h/nm/20010108/od/pets_dc_1.html
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SOUTH AMERICAN DOG
ASSUMES CABINET POST. A member of our executive board
learned of a working dog in Rio de Janeiro who is working as a cabinet
member, earning substantial pay for its master, a Veterinarian. See
http://dailynews.yahoo.com/h/nm/20010110/od/dog_dc_4.html
The WDW executive has suggested that President elect (humanoid)Bush
should be contacted immediately to see if he might consider one our members
for Secretary of Labor. But of course most of our members were wearing
Gore t-shirts during the humanoid campaign (see lce )so it is doubtful
that we would be considered.
REPORTS FROM THE LOCALS
553 locaux, Amiens, France ceci local lors de sa dernière réunion
ont autorisé la
somme de 400 sous pour envoyer un organisateur dans le laboratoire de
Friskies ici pour essayer d'organiser les goûteurs, et ont autorisé
l'organisateur à
recevoir le paiement des droits dans les festins doggy.